Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Mary Beth needs....

I am copying off of other's blogs, shamelessly... LOL

I typed in "Mary Beth needs" in a Google search and found this out....
  • prayers
  • needs to say ass and fuck far more often (I am NOT making this one up!! LOL)
  • needs $500 to cover the cost of music sheets for Christmas play until she can be reimbursed by the school.
  • eyeliner
  • to, IMO, not dress so frumpy.
  • to spend several days ritualisticly cleansing herself
  • to rest someplace warm
  • to provide phone contacts for each 'voting' person claiming to represent a county so that we can check these aborations out
  • a REAL MAN to keep her happy (the search said this NOT ME!!)
  • her morning Tim Hortons to get her day started off right
  • to give you some spelling lessons
Ok...That is enough!! These are too funny, some of them are perfect (Tim Hortons and dressing frumpy) and some are WAY off (I don't need a real man, I already have one!)

Didn't I say I was supposed to be cooking dinner earlier? Why am I still on here??

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi from another Mary Beth, also a knitter! Yours was the first hit when I typed in "Mary Beth needs"!

:)

Marybeth Whalen said...

Same here from another Marybeth--

Marzsaetel said...

LOL, another MB, ditto!! lol & a knitter too! :)

Unknown said...

Another Mary Beth and knitter...and Timmy Ho drinker :)

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